*favorite character dies*
the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place
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Just a little something. To kick off my birthday weekend!
captain america: the winter soldier in quotes [pt 1.]
"I think that may have been my little nod to Mr. Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye. I guess you could interpret it in different ways but we thought it would be nice to have something that was a little bit personal for the Widow. You kind of forget, because she’s such a badass, you kind of forget that she’s still a woman and that she has her interpersonal relationships in life outside of work.”
-Scarlett Johansson on Black Widow’s arrow necklace
Some hottie walks by who you find sexually attractive. You’d like to get their attention and let them know this in hopes of a future hookup, by yelling, gesturing and whistling at them. But should you do it?
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